Category Archives: Failed OKcupid Messages
Sometimes [Blank] is the Appropriate Response…
I have been known to be a raptor in my time, they say that my musings on the meaning of life, the nature of truth and the problem of existence are what spawned the raptor philosopher meme. In the name
Sometimes [Blank] is the Appropriate Response…
I have been known to be a raptor in my time, they say that my musings on the meaning of life, the nature of truth and the problem of existence are what spawned the raptor philosopher meme. In the name
I don’t think she’s actually Haruko… This is getting old…
Umm, could you be more awesome? Hello, fellow poet nerd here. Wondering if you’ve ever played Battlestar Galactica the board game. “Helluva” good time as they say. OKcupid claims that we are 22% enemies but I think I’m a rather amiable fellow,
I don’t think she’s actually Haruko… This is getting old…
Umm, could you be more awesome? Hello, fellow poet nerd here. Wondering if you’ve ever played Battlestar Galactica the board game. “Helluva” good time as they say. OKcupid claims that we are 22% enemies but I think I’m a rather amiable fellow,
Cardboard Boxes… PS: This is old.
I see that you like to hang out in cardboard boxes. One of my favorite pastimes. Don’t worry I’m not homeless- I’m merely a fan of cardboard. Cardboard this, cardboard that. One of my greatest heroes hung out in boxes. No
Cardboard Boxes… PS: This is old.
I see that you like to hang out in cardboard boxes. One of my favorite pastimes. Don’t worry I’m not homeless- I’m merely a fan of cardboard. Cardboard this, cardboard that. One of my greatest heroes hung out in boxes. No
Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand
Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand, I must apologize. I don’t have an admantium skeleton with razor sharp retractable claws that shoot out out my fists. For this I am sincerely sorry. I would say I’m working on it, but the
Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand
Dearest Stage Mistress of the Black Hand, I must apologize. I don’t have an admantium skeleton with razor sharp retractable claws that shoot out out my fists. For this I am sincerely sorry. I would say I’m working on it, but the
I’m not Lumberjerking around here, we’re talking about Cats.
Greetings Lumberjerk, if that’s your real name. I’m writing to you because I was sincerely worried, I saw in your details that you’ve been diagnosed with cats. It gets better I can tell you that with certainty. I had cats
I’m not Lumberjerking around here, we’re talking about Cats.
Greetings Lumberjerk, if that’s your real name. I’m writing to you because I was sincerely worried, I saw in your details that you’ve been diagnosed with cats. It gets better I can tell you that with certainty. I had cats
Jazz? Jazzy Jazz?
Salutations Miz Artiste, I’d like to take you out for a night of Jazz. I’m thinking Fat Cat, Zinc or Ella Lounge depending on your availability. Something to relax to and talk pop art (I just recently fell in love
Jazz? Jazzy Jazz?
Salutations Miz Artiste, I’d like to take you out for a night of Jazz. I’m thinking Fat Cat, Zinc or Ella Lounge depending on your availability. Something to relax to and talk pop art (I just recently fell in love
Sincerely, Interest
Favorite whiskey? GO! Don’t worry, I’ll go first. I’d say it’d have to be a dead heat between Crown Royal and Knob Creek, though I do have a bottle of Woodford Reserve I am rather quickly getting to the bottom
Sincerely, Interest
Favorite whiskey? GO! Don’t worry, I’ll go first. I’d say it’d have to be a dead heat between Crown Royal and Knob Creek, though I do have a bottle of Woodford Reserve I am rather quickly getting to the bottom
Trouble Maker Message.
What kind of trouble are you looking for? Are we talking placing buckets of water atop ajar doors for unsuspecting jerkwad authority figures or tossing Molotov cocktails during at cop cars during the next big riot? I’ve roused a few rabbles in
Trouble Maker Message.
What kind of trouble are you looking for? Are we talking placing buckets of water atop ajar doors for unsuspecting jerkwad authority figures or tossing Molotov cocktails during at cop cars during the next big riot? I’ve roused a few rabbles in
